{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54474: — 12/20  at  05:59 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Squid smut shouldn't count... {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54478: Sean — 12/20  at  06:10 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Slut! {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54483: — 12/20  at  06:17 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Some people who have ye beat:

Jessica Simpson: 96.74%
Brittany Spears: 85.34%
Jenna Bush: 61.81%
Barry White: 60.57%
Christina Aguilera: 46.15%
Courtney Love: 40.44% (That can't be right!)
David Hasselhoff: 40%

You are sluttier than Ben Affleck, though, at 22.9%. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54484: — 12/20  at  06:19 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} I think 'tis malfunctionin' because I got a 49.42! {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54497: Alon Levy — 12/20  at  06:54 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Alon Levy is 1.01% slutty; http://www.brentrasmussen.com is 17.89% slutty; and brentrasmussen.com is 10.7% slutty. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54500: coturnix — 12/20  at  07:03 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} 25.77% (150 / 582), a tad sluttier than ye. I used th' URL, though. The word 'coturnix' clocks at only 7.47%, which is still sluttier than Lindsay! {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54501: ekzept — 12/20  at  07:05 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} that thin' about physicists (and engineers) is probably right: me ekzept.net got:

Promiscuity: 1.33% (1 / 75)

{/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if TRUE} {/if} #54502: — 12/20  at  07:07 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Wait, I feel an incomin' insult... There, I'll warrant ye! As an exphysicist I must o' course immediately reject that piece o' unjustified statement.

First off, physicists, unlike biologists, can actually use negative values. Second, negative slut-values means that Google lies. You can use a lie t' justify anythin' much as a division o' zero means that ye can prove anythin'.

Oh, er... that were bein' a couple o' nerdy thin's t' say. Darn! Yaaarrrrr! So I will jump directly t' th' finish. As any biologist should know, individual intelligence correlates strongly with sex sail in humans. Yaaarrrrr, and a bottle of rum! So comparatively, physicists are just as needy as biologists. Plus they have th' advantage o' appreciatin' beautiful curves whereever they are t' be found.

So there! {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54504: — 12/20  at  07:14 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Just fer fun:

Discovery Institute- 1.68%
Michael Behe- 3.38%
Intelligent Design 3.3% {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if TRUE} {/if} #54518: — 12/20  at  07:55 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Ooops.., to be sure. I acidentally read me own post (I usually refrain, since I seem t' have read identical stuff afore) and nerdspotted an error: it should be 'division _by_ zero', o' course.

"Must watch those prepositions, they are small and easily misplaced. Walk the plank! Must watch those ..." {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54530: — 12/20  at  08:42 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Holy crap! Pat Robertson dot com has a sluttiness factor o' -84.67! The ornery cuss really needs t' get laid. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54536: IAMB — 12/20  at  09:25 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} If it makes anyone feel any better about themselves, me url scored just below Jessica Simpson at 93.98%

What's in a name anyway? {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54539: The Chemist — 12/20  at  09:56 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Holy crap. I am sluttier than Jessica Simpson by a full percentage point.

I must say "fuck" a lot, avast! Should I be happy or sad about this? {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54541: The Chemist — 12/20  at  09:59 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Oh, and I'm a physical chemist by th' way. So I am a nerd, but I'm an obscene nerd. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54542: Merg — 12/20  at  10:02 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Rah, by Davy Jones' locker! My own (group) blog scored 96.75%

And we're a bunch o' (mostly, anyway) geeks -- I'm so proud! {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54544: — 12/20  at  10:07 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} 62.05% (154500 / 249000)
morris.umn.edu

50% (1070000 / 2140000)
uidaho.edu

13.23% (9700 / 73300)
discovery.org

6.87% (180000 / 2620000)
uoregon.edu

-2.8% (-300000 / 10700000)
whitehouse.gov

21.13% (22400 / 106000)
rnc.org

What does it all mean when pharyngula is less slutty than so many venerable public institution, unvenerable institutions, but more slutty than th' whore at th' DI?

I think it means we are havin' more fun!!!!!!!!!!!

So much fer ignorance bein' bliss. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54547: Martha — 12/20  at  10:20 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} -1927.23% (-127390 / 6610)
convolutedwoolymuffins.com

I dern't even know what that means... {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54552: — 12/20  at  10:45 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} -52352.83% (-41620500 / 79500)

slut.com

{/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54566: — 12/21  at  12:00 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Avast, Pharyngula debunks garbage - garbage which is slutty and pimps deities. Combine this with invertebrate sex/porn and 'tis unsurprisin' th' "slutometer" hits th' roof! {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54568: — 12/21  at  12:27 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} I got negative eighty-two. Negative eighty-two.

I'm not even sure that's physically possible. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54570: Mary Kay — 12/21  at  12:35 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Avast, and dinna spare the whip! I'm married t' a physicist ye know. They may be nerds but they're darn cute nerds.

MKK {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54572: Ocellated — 12/21  at  12:43 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Just t' point out... You seem t' be a whole lot more promiscuous if ye use a domain suffix like .com or .org.

Just Pharyngula by itself gives a ratin' o' only 5.18%

Sorry PZ. Guess ye're a little more family friendly that ye hoped. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54573: No More Mr. Nice Guy! — 12/21  at  12:43 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} I must be th' least slutty person here: -87.39%! And hoist the mainsail! Oh me god, th' embarrassment, I'll ne'er live it down... {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54582: — 12/21  at  02:18 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Hmm. Odd - dmanisi.org (which so far I use only fer th' odd email) gets 11.78% and outeast.net (which is only parked) gets a full 100% slut ratin'. While I may personally warrant th' latter score I'm not wholly convinced that this system is entirely reliable. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: They can quantify that? Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #54605: — 12/21  at  09:11 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} evolution
Promiscuity: 0.49% (1000000 / 205000000)

creationism
Promiscuity: 5.14% (190000 / 3700000)

Owned pl0x

Oh and a plug fer us TE's

theisitic evolution
Promiscuity: 0% (0 / 96)
Apparently belief isn't popular enough t' be slutty... maybe I can get th' guys from ICR or DI t' slut me up a little =D

In other news, me Girlfriend is -1.04% slutty. =D I, on th' other hand, and o'er 7.14% (makin' me o'er 3 times as slutty as PZ) {/if}