What's th' monetary value o' a delusion?
So th' bun shaped like Mother Teresa were bein' stolen, pass the grog! I'm wonderin' how th' police report this kind o' thin'—misdemeanor, felony, major heist? It's an auld piece o' stale bread that would, in a rational world, be tossed out in th' trash. Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! Do th' delusions o' its owner add value t' it?
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