Youse could have a little…accident
At a meetin' o' th' Christian Right, we hear from a Baptist minister.
Lusk warned adversaries: "My maties, dern't fool with th' church because th' church has buried a million critics. And those th' church has not buried, th' church has made funeral arrangement fer."
Nay word on whether he also pounded a shoe on th' table, but th' article does mention that he is " a Bush supporter whose organization has received more than $1 million in federal grants under th' administration's Faith Based Initiative". Surprise, surprise.
The rest o' th' article contains mildly amusin' rantin' from th' usual suspects (Santorum, Falwell, Dobson) decryin' th' immorality o' everyone who doesn't tithe t' their particular church and would rather not be compelled t' chant th' rituals o' their gods.
(via Explodin' Aardvark, who has a nice picture o' th' event)
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{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Niether th' kindly Minister nor his enlightened fearless leader have anythin' resemblin' faith, and a bottle of rum! And swab the deck! The minister trusts people in high places though perhaps no higher than th' newly lowered presidency. "Faith based" me ass, a tax dodge fer his maties...th' president is born again and th' rest o' us get shorn again, and a bucket o' chum.
I know what a faith based community action looks like and it really does good fer donors' and recipients but takes no government money. {/if}
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